Lake Oeschinen seen from the flank of the Bluemlisalp |
Bonderalp ridge between Kandersteg and Adelboden |
Farmhouse in Ober Allme; nice cow bells! |
How many seasons are there? That depends. As an alpine ski professional I have only two: on and off season. Welcome to my blog and keep in touch!
Lake Oeschinen seen from the flank of the Bluemlisalp |
Bonderalp ridge between Kandersteg and Adelboden |
Farmhouse in Ober Allme; nice cow bells! |
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The MBTA ferry docked in Hingham,MA |
Domestic air travel in the United States this year has become, ummm, shi …, nope won’t say it. Let’s just say that it’s become an expensive, unpleasant and very uncomfortable way of bookending any trip. I’m certainly not old enough to have experienced the pleasures of having walked up a staircase, welcomed into a gleaming new aircraft by designer-clad and remarkably skinny, uniformly white staff resembling residents of Stepford in a pillbox hat, and handed a cocktail in an actual glass while placing my fedora in the ample storage space above my luxurious seat in a two-by-two row. If that was the “Jet Age”, this is something quite different. We get to wait alongside throngs of equally grimy fellow travelers wolfing down fast food while waiting for our non-egalitarian group to be called by a barely audible announcement so we can sit in an inadequately air conditioned over-crowded aluminum tube for three hours before even leaving the gate while praying that we’ll make our connection to the next flight. To be fair, my experience over the last few years usually includes a cabin crew doing their best to ameliorate the circumstances. Thankfully, my standards have sunk commensurably with the experience and I muddle through it all with good books and a prodigious ability to nap on demand while sitting bolt upright and strapped to a chair.
There is something I do that successfully mitigates the damaging
effects of air travel on my mind, body, and spirit. It works like magic, never
failing to snap me into a low blood pressure relaxed reverie and
positive-minded contemplative nature. When flying back East to Boston for
whatever reason, personal or professional, after deplaning and collecting my
baggage, I get on the bus that transports travelers between terminals and then exit
the vehicle at … wait for it … the ferry terminal. With luck I have enough time
to stand still on the wharf for a few moments, breathe the sea air, feel the
wind in my face, and gaze absent-mindedly across the sailboat-filled harbor at
downtown Boston. And then I get on a boat.
Boston’s Logan International Airport sits at the at the end
of a long, narrow peninsula immediately across the harbor from downtown, and it
is surrounded by little islands. The Boston Harbor Islands National and State
Park includes an amazing number of stunningly gorgeous and remarkably
interesting spots to explore in a way that feels quite removed from the urban
hustle and bustle. It’s far too easy to visit Boston and not have the seafaring
life of the city as part of your experience or to rush off to Cape Cod’s
celebrated and very busy beach towns without seeing these close-by gems. I
can’t recommend visiting the harbor islands enough (https://www.bostonharborislands.org/).
Yeah, yeah; sorry about that. I promise, I am not about to
recite “Sea Fever” by John Masefield (although I could, just to make my ninth
grade English teacher happy). When I’m able to plan my travel so I can take the
Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority ferry from Logan to the little port town
not far from where my parents live, it works every time. I immediately feel as
though I am on vacation. While waiting for the ferry, I even sometimes get to
watch the seagulls catch clams, fly high up and drop their prey onto the ferry
docks to crack them open for easier dining. The place is littered with clam
shells like some seagull’s fantasy Las Vegas buffet, all right underneath the many
unsuspecting flights coming and going from the busy airport.
I can’t quite explain why it is that traveling by boat is
such a compelling and relaxing way to transit from one place to another, and it
most certainly is the antidote to the current challenges of domestic air
travel. It’s quite different from paddle boarding or canoeing on a river, it’s
certainly not a cruise, and why isn’t important. Take the ferry to Nantucket
rather than fly; take the mail boat from Portland to visit friends on the
islands of Casco Bay; from Greenwich Harbor to the islands in Long Island Sound
for a picnic with a view of Manhattan; or from Seattle to Whidby Island for
dinner at your favorite seafood restaurant. Watch the commercial fishing boats
or pleasure craft float by as the people on board waive and, abracadabra, that
little bit of transit becomes a calming, restful nugget of vacation in a
way unlike anything else can achieve. The people on passing boats do waive in a
way that is a noteworthy distinction from the drivers in Boston traffic who
flip the bird or just cut off other vehicles while listening to the talk radio
shows that make them angry at the world while speeding ever faster. Maybe those
people just need a slow trip on a sturdy vessel to relax a bit (https://www.timeout.com/boston/news/boston-drivers-ranked-worst-in-the-nation-for-the-10th-consecutive-year-062625).
I for one will remain happy on the slow boat.
I’m genuinely grateful to be out of the shoulder season doldrums
and into a busy summer season even though I am up to the gunnels in work.
Still, if the Hades-hot weather forecast proves to be correct here in the
landlocked middle of the continent, I will eagerly anticipate the joys of a
long walk off a short pier and into some cool mountain water. Followed by an
ice cream sandwich in the shade of a big tree. Because it’s summer, and these
things are important to keep me on the right tack all season long. I will look
forward to my next travel plans that can include the gentle rocking of a boat
in the harbor, the salt spray, and the wind in my face, and I feel better just
thinking about it.
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Typical fisherman's shack near the Nantucket ferry terminal |
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View of downtown Boston from Logan International Airport |
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The view from the sun-baked patio of the wonderful Hotel Eiger in Mürren, Switzerland |
Imagine this: You’re sitting in the dining room of a lovely little hotel in a famously picturesque mountain village in the Swiss Alps. Outside it is pouring rain so the large brightly colored awning covering the entrance and the umbrellas that ordinarily protect patrons from the sunshine are all put away. Most of the diners in the lively room with stunning views through the panorama windows are on a half-board, pre-fixe meal plan, as am I. It includes several choices of delicious main courses that follow a range of exceptional soups, a fish course or salad, and fresh bread. The wine is plentiful, the atmosphere convivial, and the staff are friendly, efficient, and engaging in numerous languages.
After a long, vigorous day of hiking I am ready for the
wonderful plate of beef stroganoff when it arrives, piping hot from the kitchen
and made with care. And then it happens. It really did; and I wish it hadn’t.
From somewhere behind me, I hear the uniquely loud and nasally
voice of an American. She says to the dining room manager (the always hilarious
and quite amazing Carla), in specific reference to the meal just placed in
front of me, “The smell of burning flesh is disgusting to me. We’d like to sit
outside”. I did not turn around. I did hear Carla ask gently whether they
realized that we were in the middle of an enormous and quite terrible rain
storm, only to be dressed-down by the nose-talker about how it can’t possibly
be hard to pull out the awning, dry off the table and chairs, and turn on the
heaters. The American and her companion promptly walked out and waited in the
hotel lobby, toe tapping, while the staff scurried to make them happy (or at
least less miserable). I went ahead and dove face first into my stroganoff with
vigor and more than a tiny bit of amazement. The staff bit their tongues.
I wish this had been an isolated incident. On that trip, I
had several other encounters just like it.
After the few worst of the COVID-19 pandemic, I tip-toed back
into travel and eventually swan-dove in with vigor. In each of the last three
years, I’ve sought out and found some exceptional experiences hiking in
mountains far from home and getting to know some wonderful people. In my recent
travels, I have always been made to feel welcome without exception or
qualification and I have never felt as though I was being served by the people
who staffed the hotels where I stayed, the cafes and remote mountain huts I
visited, or the shops in which I poked around. Wherever I have traveled, the
local people have been universally hospitable in the best sense of the word.
This year, in advance of my trip to the Bernese Oberlandt in
Switzerland, I’d had in mind an article about the distinction between service
and hospitality. It was a perspective that I kept in mind as I roamed around
the car-free streets of Mürren and the surrounding villages perched on the
cliffs above the Lauterbrunen Rift. It’s as beautiful a place as you can
imagine, and yet it was the welcome of the people I found throughout the area
that elevated it into the realm of the “I wonder if I could stay here for a
long while” places. What stopped me from writing my article, what surprised me
the most, was the realization that many, dare I say most, of the Americans in
the bustling little village quite obviously did not share my view of how to
experience the place and the hospitality of its people.
Among my compatriots, there was a clear expectation of being
in receipt of service in Mürren, of being served, of experiencing the place
just enough to be able to say that they’d been there and to show off their
photos. There’s no other way to say it: the other Americans were noticeably and
loudly disinterested in the people of the area, in their language and their
culture. Their needy and entitled voices frequently interrupted my quiet
reverie. I’ve been telling the uncomfortably numerous stories of my run-ins
with cartoonish Americans to my friends here at home, selectively of course,
and we all understand that underneath the entertaining tales about ugly
Americans is a dark reality and a valuable signpost for the rest of us.
To be clear, I have zero issues with people preferring to
modify their experiences for personal preferences, comfort, health or welfare.
I do have an issue, a quite significant one, with people who treat the staff of
exceptionally welcoming places like servants. It makes my skin crawl,
especially when that staff is so committed to making all who come to their
corner of the world feel at home in their home. Ours was among the first
nations to cast aside social class as an essential component of how society is
ordered and I would hope that egalitarianism is a part of our DNA whether we
are at home or abroad, so this behavior really is challenging to my beliefs
about who we are as a people. Thankfully, when I gently confronted Swiss
villagers about whether this was a new phenomenon, their warmth with me
remained unabated and they often shared their frustrations in a way that was
always kind and made clear that they understood my own angst – their optimism
about Americans remained unqualified even when tinted by polite consternation. Having
the trust and confidence of the people there and being made to feel like one of
their own was exemplified by the resident dog of a mountain hut invariably laying
on my feet while having these conversations in French or my terrible German,
and it did make me feel good about the world and my own place in it.
In Aspen Snowmass and in mountain resorts throughout North
America, the common practice of staff wearing name tags that have their hometown
on them is a subtle but effective way of humanizing each of us. The staff that
work hard to keep the place clean and shovel the sidewalks, the wait staff in
restaurants and everyone else are named and identified as people, not anonymously
hiding like a nameless and faceless palace staff around the confines of a
formal dining room, invisibly and silently serving their masters. The hometown
on nametags indicates that we’ve each arrived here for a reason that often is
similar to that of our visitors, and that our geographic diversity invites mutually
respectful conversation and enriches our guests’ experience. I do hope that it
keeps all of us, guests and staff alike, feeling and being squarely on the
hospitality rather than the service side of the equation.
So, to my newfound friends in Mürren, danke schoen. Gracie
mille. Merci beaucoup. Thank you for having made me feel welcome and
for reminding me that true hospitality is neither transactional nor can it be
rehearsed, and that its effect on the people being made welcome is far-reaching
and quite wonderful.
I’m already looking forward to my next overseas
adventure. For now, I may just have to treat myself to another slice of
apfelstrudel at Bonnies on Aspen Mountain – it may make me feel soft around the
waist but it does always make me feel good about the world.
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Boston harbor on a summer evening |
Crispus Attucks has been on my mind lately. Considering the long-view context of his death at the hands of British soldiers in 1770 has been helping me find my footing in light of recent events.
Given that my home is in the mountains, it’s no
surprise that when I try to make sense of the world around me and the people in
it, I shift my gaze to high altitude to gain valuable context, stepping back and climbing up to get a better view. In the case of our
recent Presidential election, I’ve had to step very, very far back in order to regain
my balance and have a sense of what is happening. I stand by my conclusions though
they have brought me no satisfaction. In essence, my view is that the arc of
our American society and political history alternates between three steps
forward and two steps back, and three steps forward four steps back (or five, or
six).
Crispus Attucks was the first casualty of the American Revolution; the first person to die in the cause of American liberty. In an interesting historical wrinkle, he was of Wampanoag Nation and African descent, and it is unclear whether he was an escaped slave or had been freed by his owners. In Boston, he was well-known in his community as a free man and a working sailor. He was shot and killed by uniformed British troops outside the Customs House at the Boston Massacre. Though his race was happenstance to the means of his death, it does lend interesting punctuation to the timeline of the relationship between African Americans and the nation Attucks's ultimate sacrifice helped create.
In 1783, slavery was abolished in the Commonwealth of
Massachusetts on the basis that it was inconsistent with and repugnant to the state's new constitution. In 1833, slavery was abolished in the United
Kingdom. In 1848, slavery was abolished in France and its colonies. In 1858,
the United States Supreme Court declared in the Dred Scott decision that
African Americans were not and could never be citizens of the United States of
America, and that would have applied to Crispus Attucks's descendants despite his place in history. Dred Scott was decided 88 years after Attucks’s killing.
The 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution abolishing slavery was ratified in 1865, 95 years after Crispus Attucks’s death; the 14th Amendment providing equal protection of the laws was ratified in 1868, 98 years after his death; and the 15th Amendment prohibiting discrimination with respect to the voting rights of citizens on the basis of race was ratified in 1870, 100 years after Crispus Attucks was gunned-down by British soldiers. Plessy vs. Ferguson, in which the United States Supreme Court ruled that segregating on the basis of the race was constitutional, was decided in 1896. 126 years after Attucks was killed, his descendants would have been segregated in every aspect of their life as Americans.
Shall I continue? Brown vs. Topeka Board of Education, in which the U.S. Supreme Court explicitly overturned Plessy vs. Ferguson in a stirring, succinct, and unanimous decision declaring that racial segregation was unconstitutional was decided in 1956; 176 years after Crispus Attucks’s death and 60 years after Plessy was decided. 176 years after so famously dying in the cause of liberty, Crispus Attucks’s descendants finally could attend school, drink out of a water fountain or sit at a lunch counter without a “whites only” sign – at least according to the United States Supreme Court. The March on Washington when Dr. Martin Luther King etched the words “I have a dream” into the American psyche wasn’t until 1963, and John Lewis had his head cracked open by the Alabama State Police on the Edmund Pettus Bridge while marching to secure voting rights for all Americans in 1965. Those seminal events were 193 and 195 years respectively after Crispus Attucks was killed at the start of the American Revolution.
To be clear, the British regulars who fired on a crowd of unarmed
protesters in Boston on that March day in 1770 did not care about and did not
discriminate against Crispus Attucks on the basis of race. Bullets and musket
balls, of course, are race blind. In 2023, the State of Florida provided a new
curriculum for the public schools there that speaks glowingly of the skills and
self-improvement provided to African Americans while enslaved; and today numerous
leading figures in the political life of our nation openly express their view
that America does not have a racist history while they openly consort with
White Supremacists. Crispus Attucks died 254 years ago, and the constant and ongoing struggle and painful history of his people, our nation, have been white-washed in Florida. Pun intended.
Of course, the same pattern applies to women’s rights,
reproductive rights, civil rights and voting rights. It certainly applies to
blatant antisemitism in our society including in my own professional life.
Two steps forward, four steps back.
I have friends and family, people I respect and who are very dear to me, who clearly and regularly vote to move us backward. I have vowed not to spend time or expend energy disavowing them of their beliefs or the rationales they use when in a voting booth. I do reserve the right, however, to acknowledge whether they are moving our society backwards rather than forwards. If and when they start to see and understand the larger ramifications of their myopic political choices, I will listen. In the meantime, I’ll continue to search and prepare for every opportunity to inch our society forward along the path to a better future for all Americans - whether it’s on the Edmund Pettus bridge, on a segregated bus, inside a women’s health clinic, on the grounds of a public school, at a polling place, or otherwise. Crispus Attucks, so many others and many more to come will have died in the cause of liberty, and we’ll only know whether their sacrifice will have been in vain after a very, very, very long time. And many more hard-fought steps forward and the inevitable numerous steps back.
Time will tell. Until then: patience, peace, and love for us all.
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The true seat of real power in America. |
I have been trying to remain positive during this election season. By “remain positive” I mean try to understand how it is that Americans can ignore abject hypocrisy and dishonesty by immoral people whose strategy is to accuse their political opponents of hypocrisy, dishonesty and immorality. I do not believe it is a constructive use of time or energy to try to disavow anyone of what they believe to be true despite a mountain of actual evidence that they are not (or to prove a negative by the complete absence of evidence). I do consider directing people to the nearest Flat Earth Society meeting, where I feel they are most likely to find kindred spirits.
For my own sanity and blood pressure, I often turn to the work of
some of the early writers about our nation to find clarity. Alexis de
Tocqueville’s seminal book Democracy in America published in 1835 is
always a welcome source of wisdom and remarkable prescience. De Tocqueville
wrote after having been dispatched to the fledgling United States by the French
government to study our people, our democracy and how it all was working. Blah,
blah, blah; I get it – not exactly a ‘made for prime time’ analysis for our sound-bite
driven, short-attention-span times. Still, de Tocqueville has been on my mind
lately for another reason altogether. I’ve concluded that if good old Alexis
had experienced the phenomenon of the increasing numbers of Tesla Cybertrucks
parked in suburban strip malls while on his travels throughout the country, his
conclusions about the viability of our democracy would have been very
different.
Certainly, the Cybertruck is an interesting experiment in
consumerism. If you aren’t sure what it is, have a look around the parking lot
of the most expensive shopping areas where you live. The vehicle looks like a
cross between a giant stainless-steel doorstop and a truck of the future
designed by an eight-year-old. It’s appearance itself is really very striking,
even show stopping – the Cybertruck simply looks like nothing else on the road.
What makes it interesting as a sociological phenomenon, however, is not its
appearance – it is that the thing is very expensive, horribly engineered, challenging
to drive, not functional as a truck, not even remotely reliable, and has been
subject to at least five significant factory recalls in the past year. And it
costs more than $100,000. And it is selling; quickly.
Why on earth would anyone buy such a vehicle? Two very good
reasons: it is very, very fast; the fastest and quickest accelerating truck
ever made. And it commands lots and lots of attention wherever it goes. I
therefore believe it to be an example of two very important psychological characteristics
of Americans: (1) the dearth of available Freudian analysis for people who
really need help with their overwhelming desire to prove their, uh, similarity
with Arnold Palmer; and (2) why so many Americans vote against their
self-interest.
Snarky, sarcastic not-so-subtle partisan digs aside, one of
the truly vexing dynamics of modern American politics is that significant
numbers of Americans vote in ways that are clearly contrary to their best
interests – economic, civil liberties, physical health and wellbeing, environmental,
belief systems, etc. The differences between polling results that ask Americans
about their preferences on a policy-by-policy basis without mentioning
political party or candidates and those that do demonstrate this effect with
remarkable clarity. This certainly is not a new phenomenon though it has become
far more pronounced in recent election cycles.
I am fearful of completing any analysis of this electoral
contrariness – I am a true patriot on a deep and meaningful level and I have no
wish to denigrate my fellow Americans. I just want them to make better
decisions because, ultimately, the well-being of our Republic and ourselves is in
the mix. Hence the entertaining and yet frightening dichotomy of the Cybertruck
and Alexis De Tocqueville.
Alexis De Tocqueville spent significant portions of his
writings on the uniquely American combination of the role of individual
beliefs, the separation of church and state, the political philosophies
underlining the Constitution, and the work ethic of a people not encumbered by
institutionalized aristocracy and its constituent limits on participation in civic and economic life. The basic premise was and is that when everyone
acts and votes in their own self-interest in a democracy a society achieves a successful
and balanced consensus. That’s quite a mouthful to be sure, but it stands in stark
contrast to the success of a $100,000 jalopy sold by a thrice married
multi-billionaire with eleven children and a long list of bizarre and
destructive core beliefs that directly run counter to the original guiding egalitarian
principles of our Republic. I believe that one look at the Cybertruck and the
giddiness of those who buy them and Alexis would turn around and put his money
in Euro Bonds concluding that the American people are not what they once were
and that there is a high risk of the failure for our nation.
On good days, I do not agree with that fictional yet
plausible assertion by my buddy Alexis. On bad days, I do wonder how we moved
so quickly from the sublime to the ridiculous. On really bad days, I wonder
whether the list of the “enemies within” that one of our Presidential
candidates has vowed to prepare and pursue will have my name on it.
We’ll know how all this shakes out next week and in the two months that follow Election Day. In the meantime, thankfully, the number of Cybertrucks that I see every day in traffic on Colorado Highway 82 is far fewer than the conventional vehicles that do not send me into existential and philosophical fits. And there is snow across the peaks, which means that we can all look forward to enjoying another winter together in the mountains in a way that would provide Alexis de Tocqueville some validation that his conclusions about us all remain correct. #morethanavote #rockthevote
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American Lake in Aspen, Colorado |
My father is a lifelong Brooklyn Dodgers fan. Although I am not and instead respond to Yankees pin stripes in the same way that a young zebra does to its mother’s stripes, the pantheon of Brooklyn’s heroes informs my world view. This past weekend like so many summer weekends, strolling to downtown Basalt, shopping for produce in the farmers’ market and bumping into friends and colleagues there crystalized an idea that had been on my mind increasingly over the last couple of weeks. As I moved among the vegetable stalls and tried in vain to avoid the local bakeries, I recalled that Dodgers players typically lived in Brooklyn and were part of their neighborhoods – shopping for groceries, having a yarn with the school kids playing marbles or stickball in the streets, and generally being members of the tight-knit communities they represented when playing at Ebbets Field and around the nation. Like all subjects Dodgers, this brought to mind Jackie Robinson and Branch Rickey.
As a quick reminder, Branch Rickey was the General Manager
of the Dodgers who brought Jackie Robinson to the team in 1945. When Rickey
joined the Dodgers in 1943 he was already highly regarded as an innovative
baseball scout and tactician, and he made clear to the Dodgers that identifying
and signing players from the Negro Leagues to break the color barrier in
baseball was a priority. Robinson was his first choice for reasons including a
now well-understood, long-ago proven and exceptionally rare combination of athletic
prowess and personal character. After two years in the Dodgers’ Minor League
affiliates, Robinson went on to start his first Major League game in April of
1947, making him the first African-American to play in the Majors.
In August of 1945, Rickey called Robinson into his office
for a conversation that has been mythologized in print and on film and that has
achieved true legendary status – in sport and, more so, in our society. After
being asked to turn the other cheek to the inevitable abuse he was to receive, Robinson
asked Rickey if he was looking for a black man who was afraid to fight back.
Rickey then famously explained that he was looking for a player “with guts
enough not to fight back”. Rickey then signed Robinson to a contract with the
Dodgers, assuring him that desegregating baseball was something the team would
do as an organization, together.
Over the last few weeks, the conventional and unconventional
press has spent a great deal of column-width parsing out and analyzing Vice
President Kamala Harris’s approach to her racial identity and ethnicity. That
is, she has let others discuss the groundbreaking nature of her potential
presidency from that perspective, choosing instead to focus on her vision for
America, the tone and approach she will take as President, and the policies she
will pursue. She has a job to do and while she isn’t ducking questions when
posed to her directly, she is not dwelling on the subject of the place her
presidency would have in American history. What occurred to me this weekend while perambulating
with a bag full of fresh produce is that she is taking a cue from Jackie
Robinson: Vice President Harris is focusing on playing ball and winning games with
and for the American people, retaining her remarkable grace and sense of humor
in the face of some truly ugly comments and criticism from those that oppose
her.
To be clear, Jackie Robinson was not mute on the subject of
race or civil rights generally in America. I believe that he and Branch Rickey simply
understood that his performance on the field while enduring abuse of a nature
and extent that is difficult to fathom was the most important contribution he
could make. I do not in any way mean for this to be a criticism of those
athletes whose active and essential role in the civil rights and women’s
movements were more vocal than his – Muhammed Ali, Billie Jean King, Jim Brown,
and Kareem Abdul Jabbar immediately come to mind. Whether those remarkable
athletes who used their influence in American culture to move our society
forward could have done so without Robinson’s having broken the barrier in the
way he did is a question that is more interesting than important to me – Jackie
was the first, he did so with aplomb and an indefatigable nobility, and we are
all the better for it.
In my world view, given my own family and
baseball provenance, comparing anyone to Jackie Robinson requires treading
carefully. In this moment I do so deliberately. I don’t know if perhaps
President Biden had a quiet chat with Vice President Harris about what she
could expect; perhaps it was President Obama whose own experience may be the
best guidepost. Perhaps it is simply the examples provided those icons of our
Civil Rights heroes with whom she may have had some personal experience that
are guiding her – Congressman John Louis, for example. I just hope that when
the digital age version of the chants and jeers from the outfield stands test
her mettle, the Vice President knows that she can depend on myself and millions
of other Americans to pick up the mantle of that other Dodger great Pee Wee
Reese, put our arm around her shoulder and face the hate and the resistance to
a better future, together.
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Recent view of The Jungfrau from The Land of Happy Cows |
Exceptional cheese comes from happy cows. Over the last few years, a constant reminder of that essential fact has been the ringing of cowbells as the background music of my travels hiking in Europe. Most recently, I spent a week in the stunning mountain village of Mürren in the Bernese Oberlandt of Switzerland. While there, I was struck by the total absence of milk barns even though cheese-making is such an iconic and essential part of the local economy. Add to that my overwrought angst about the orange-colored cheddar here in Colorado, and I’ve been thinking about how cows in the Alps might interact with their overseas cousins if given the opportunity. Imagine how a happy Swiss cow might write a letter …
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Greta Holstein
c/o Mürren Beef SA
Mürren
Switzerland
August 23, 2024
VIA AIR MAIL / PAR AVION
Dearest Akiko:
I was delighted
to receive your letter, all those weeks ago. I apologize for taking so long to
respond – with the summer having been so rainy, the grazing in our highest
altitude pastures has been exceptional so we’ve all been out of touch more than
we like. If it’s any consolation, the clover has been more plentiful and
tastier than usual, so we are all quite fat and happy. Judging from the looks on
the faces of the visitors to the mountain hut nearby, it would seem that the
milk, cheese and butter we are all providing has been a tribute to our
wonderful mountain environment. Thankfully, at least all that high altitude
walking keeps us fit even if I am a little soft around the udders these days.
I was delighted
to hear that you also have had great grazing weather over there. I do worry
from time to time that the arid climate in Colorado can make life challenging
for you and your herd. One of the great joys for us in summer is the variety in
our daily meadow buffets and I am grateful to know that you and yours similarly
aren’t spending these months relegated to only eating hay from bales wrapped in
plastic. My children romanticize the life you all must lead out there, cowboys
and all - my youngest Heidi in particular derives great joy from my reading
your wonderful letters out loud to her in my best American accent.
I would like
your opinion about something. Last week, the ladies and I had a conversation
with a chatty old sheep dog who was visiting the village with her humans. They
were from Wisconsin and the dog was curious about how it is that we dairy cows
in Switzerland don’t spend time in a milk shed. As you can imagine, we needed her
to explain to us what she meant and we were all quite shocked to learn that
some American dairy cows spend their lifetimes inside enormous buildings chained
to machines that milk them, day in and day out. Can this possibly be true? It’s
such a disturbing thought. How can their milk possibly even taste good? I mean,
we may all be deaf from the incessant clanging of the bells around our necks,
but at least we are mostly free to roam, and I have to believe that it is part
of what makes our Swiss cheese so delicious and keeps our humans so happy. I
couldn’t help but wonder if this bovine bondage explains why their humans feel
the need to dye their cheese yellow – such an awful state of affairs. I didn’t
sleep well for a week afterwards. Please let me know your thoughts and
experience on the subject. I may also reach out to Aunt Martha in Vermont – she
always has valuable perspective on what makes us cows happy.
We’re all now
back in lower pastures just in time to start getting ready for the big
end-of-summer traditional cow parade through the streets of the village. Heidi
will be participating for the first time and is making a fuss about her fancy
new outfit for the occasion – it’s all so very Swiss! I for one will be happy
to just fit in mine from last year. Everyone’s expecting a big crowd of
tourists and the village has been getting better with their social media
exposure, so we’re all anxious to look our best and make an impression. I’ll
send you some photos from the event; hopefully the weather will hold.
Please give your
lovely bull Clyde my best. Regards also to those kind farmers the Gibsons –
such a nice family and they certainly appreciate and know how to take care of
their Wagyu. I hope that the grasses are tall and plentiful, the sun is
forgiving, and your hooves find only soft ground.
All my love,
dear cousin.
Greta